Well Mr. Burns had done it, The power plant had won it, With Roger Clemens clucking all the while, Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile, While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the barroom tile...
We're talkin' softball... From Maine to San Diego. Talkin' softball... Mattingly and Canseco. Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw. Steve Sax and his run-in with the law. We're talkin' Homer... Ozzie and the Straw.
We're talkin' softball... From Maine to San Diego. Talkin' softball... Mattingly and Canseco. Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw. Steve Sax and his run-in with the law. We're talkin' Homer... Ozzie and the Straw.
Tribute to Mr. Burns Smithers: There is a man, Chorus: There is a man! Smithers: A certain man, Chorus: A certain man! Smithers: A man whose grace and handsome face are known across the land. You know his name, Chorus: You know his name! Smithers: It's Mr. Burns, Chorus: It's Mr. Burns! Smithers: He loves a smoke, enjoys a joke, Burns & Chorus: Ah ha ha ha! Smithers: Why he's worth ten times what he earns. Chorus: He's Mr. Burns! Burns: I'm Mr. Burns! Smithers: He's Monty Burns! Burns: I'm MR. Burns! Smithers & Chorus: To friends he's known as Monty but to you it's Mr. Burns! Smithers: Bur-bur-bur-bur-Burns. Burns: Burns!