The long lost woodson story

Part 1: Birth written November 4, 2006
Charles was born on December 33, 3000 b.c. in New York, NY in a skyscraper somewhere near where the Yankees play. He was born at 13 o'clock in the afternoon. His full name is Charles Ginovasitron Woodson.
As a child, Charles was often made fun of because he was so fast and was not a cripple. then when he tured 18 in 1993 he got a sholership to michigan and said "fine I guess".

Part 2: Michigan written November 4, 2006
Michigan was a hard part of Charles life. Students nicknamed him "Greekswhile" for no apparent reason. Charles was mad so he set the library on fire. Charles later served a 1 minute suspension when Michigan played Ball State. Michigan lost because Ball State scored 103245602 points in that fateful minute. Charles Woodson was later interviewed on ESPN about the fateful minute. ESPN then hired him as their main expert on library fires. He was the host of Cold Library Fires. Brett Farve joined him as co-host after burning down a library in Northwesternly centrally eastern Wyoming a and m tech state.

Part 3: The last 295 years of college written on November 4, 2006
Charles Woodson was sick in 150 years of collage then his teacher said you play hookey. Charles Woodson played in then the last 145 years of his collage carrer he played 25 seasons at quaterback then the next 120 games he played at corner back he had a school record 3 interseptions in his carrer of 120 seasons!!! he is in the record books now he also made a school record 5 and a half tackles. Charles was a hero in all the northwestern where he made all 5 and a half of his tackles and his 3 picks. in one game in his 90 years.

Part 4: NFL draft written on November 4, 2006
At this rate of stats he had he was a projected 1st pick overall. Then it happen. Beatrice was mowing her front lawn. Beatrice said hi and Charles said hi. Beatrice was a candy shop employee on the weekends and Charles cousin. Beatrice Woodson was the Michigan QB and a projected 2 and 5/8th pick. Here are her stats: Rush yards: some amount Pass yards: some amount Tackles: 1,943,435,325,198. Then Beatrice and Charles flew to New York for the NFL Draft. The plane crashed and Beatrice sank. Charles swam to New York. When he arrived, he fell down a sewer. Here he found a land ruled by Omar Jacobs and 15 rabbits.The land had a library so Charles burned it down. Then he left Omar land and went to the NFL Draft. He made a wrong turn and was accidently drafted by the Detriot Pistons.

Part 5: Life playing for the Pistons written November 5, 2006
Charles tried to explain he made a wrong turn, but Detriot forced him to play for them. He stunk. He was banned and fined by the NBA for stinking so much. So he went and burned down some basketball fan's library. Then he moved to Beverly Hills and became a celebrity. Then it happened. Beatrice was walking through the valley where she harvested her grain. Beatrice was Charles second cousin's niece's uncle's daughter.

Part 6: Beverly Hills written November 13, 2006
Beatrice said hi and then hopped on a plane and flew to Boston. Charles stayed in Beverly Hills until.................................the Mavericks forced him to play for them. In his first game, he broke his pelvis. They fined him for that. They made a robot of him to substatute for him. The robot was fined for using pine tar in his first game. The Mavericks were forced to leave the NBA because they were bankrupt. They moved to the CFL. Their record was 21 pesos and 4 snowflakes (???????????????????). Charles was the only good player for them that year. The next year they fired him for being so good the other players worse than they really were. 21 pesos and 4 snowflakes. .