FOUR QBS, ZERO OFFENSE. PASSING? THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A WORD TO ME, SON. FIFTY CONSECUTIVE RUNS UP THE MIDDLE, THIRTY YARD PUNTS, AND A WHOLE MESS OF BOOING. IT'S STARTING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS UP IN HERE.
i'm calling an 8-7 game. 4 safeties for one team. 2 safeties and a last second fieldgoal for another team, just trying to play it safe.