Never again.  The Home Run Derby, previously sponsored by the acclaimed Century 21, has become boring and droll.  First of all, they now call it the State Farm Home Run Derby.  As we all know, State Farm is full of no and carries a repulsing odor.  The second reason for this epic no is the fact that we never put any of the good players in it.  We put people like Chase and Dan in there.  It is a disgrace.  And on a final note... I suggest that we all behold the sword of Urlacher.