hmm a joe pa santa... i would imagine he would fly around on his magical, heavily decorated with Penn State gear 1950 Chevy Impala with several Nittany Lions a pullin' it along. And as he passes over the towns of Pennsylvania during bowl season he proclaims
Y'know we did alright this year... and eh we'l probably go to the rose bowl, you can never go wrong with a good, solid bowl like that. I really miss the seniors, they're a nice group of boys. Penn State is yes.
He will probably say this a number of 3-4 times on his flight across the state because of his frequent pauses.
