Mr. Pryor: Oh hai.
Gundy: I want to talk about this young man right here.
P: Aw, shucks Mr. Gundy!
MG: If anybody hasn't seen this guy. I didn't see him.
P: GASP
MG: He was brought to me by a genie. Of football.
P: Genies are against abortion. I have no stance on this issue.
MG: Let me tell you why I'm talking about Terrelle. 3/4 of him is full of no.
P: I don't know about that...
MG: He's fiction.
P: NO NO NO. I'm real, doo!
MG: This child embarresses me to be involved with players who don't consider my school.
P: Why, may I ask?
MG: This child, had to have been birthed by a parent who has no chidren. AND HAS NEVER HAD A TALENTED RECRUIT THAT HAS BROKEN MANY HEARTS AND COME HOME BORED
P: I have homework that I probably don't do.
MG: AND HAD TO DEAL WITH THIS CHILD, WHEN HE IS A STAR.
P: I'm not a star yet, you sponduferous cantankler of titanic proportions!
MG: AND KICK A PERSON WHEN HE IS DOWN
P: That is quite mean, Mr. Mike Gundy.
MG: THIS IS ALL THIS KID DID: HE PROBABLY WENT TO CLASS, HE IS DISRESPECTFUL TO THE MEDIA.
P: Everyone needed to know I can't decide!
MG: HE IS DISRESEPCTFUL TO THE MICHIGAN STATE CROWD.
P: Oh, but 'twas all in good fun.
MG: AND HE IS A BLACK KID.
P: I am indeed.
MG: And he is not yet a college player, so he doesn't deserve his cookies before bed time.
P: You monster!
MG: If you meet Pryor some day, you'll understand how it feels. Because you obviously don't get to meet him.
P: I am quite busy! Busy like a bee!
MG: I do
P: Just this once.
MG: TERRELLE PRYOR GOES DOWN THE STREET
P: I run on the sidewalk like a normal human being.
MG: AND SOMEONE TELLS HIM HIS TEAM STOLE KANSAS'S LOGO
P: Entirely my fault. I apologize.
MG: OR SAYS HE'S FAT
P: I weigh a weight!
MG: AND HE COMES HOME CRYING TO HIS LUCKY MOUSE PAD.
P: WHO TOLD YOU?
MG: You'd understand.
P: That doesn't explain how you know about my lucky mouse pad.
MG: Mumbles
P: NO
MG: Someday you will
P: Highly unlikly.
MG: And when Terrelle comes home, you'd understand.
P: Changing the tense is no!
MG: IF YOU WANT TO SIGN AN ATHLETE, ONE OF SOMEONE'S ATHLETES.
P: Ah
MG: YOU GO AFTER ONE WHO COMMITS TO A SCHOOL.
P: OK then.
MG: YOU DON'T DOWNGRADE HIM BECAUSE HE WENT TO OHIO STATE.
P: I haven't yet.
MG: YOU LET ME MAKE THAT DESICION.
P: But I want to be the dictator of the team.
MG: THAT'S WHY I DON'T LOOK AT PEOPLE WHEN I RECRUIT THEM.
P: I can't hear you.
MG: BECAUSE THEY ARE GARBAGE.
P: GASP
MG: AND THE PARENTS WHO LET HIM PLAY FOOTBALL, IS GARBAGE
P: PLease, at least use correct grammar when you insult me!
MG: HACKING A COMPUTER THAT IS DONG EVERYTHING RIGHT.
P: I don't understand. 
MG: THEN YOU WANT TO WRITE ARTICLES ABOUT PLAYERS WHO DON'T DO GOOD AND DOWNGRADE THE PLAYERS WHO DO GOOD.
P: 'Tis a sick world, eh?
MG: Are you kidding me? PLAYOFFS?
P: Wrong coach, coach.
MG: WHERE ARE WE AT IN THE SEASON NOW?
P: Off season.
MG: COME AFTER TP.
P: I beg of you. Don't!
MG: I'M A MAN. I'M 40
P: I'm 19. I'm a young adult! I thought we could compare ages and see who is older!
MG: I'M NOT A KID
P: Neither am I! We could travel the country telling people this.
MG: WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT TP.
P: Will it be good?
MG: OR TP'S OTHER TP TP PTPTPTPTPTP.
P: Shocking interview.
MG: DON'T WRITE ABOUT ME, WHO DOES EVERYTHING RIGHT, AND WHOSE HEART IS FILLED WITH BLOOD
P:What an odd remark.
MG: AND THEN SAY I THOUGHT HE WAS GOOD?
P: You do?
MG: THAT'S NOT TRUE
P: I see.
MG: SO GET YOUR FOOTBALL PLAYING ANTICS STRAIGHT.
P: I think I'll leave.
MG: I HOPE SOMEDAY YOU HAVE A TP.
P: Oh wait. There is still 20 seconds left. Whoops!
MG: AND SOMEBODY SAYS HE'S GOOD AND SAYS HE'S MORE GOOD.
P: I hope someone does.
MG: AND YOU LOOK HIM IN THE EYE AND SAY I'm Mike Gundy's understudy group's leader.
P: Why? I have found this interview teh epic failz.
MG: SOMETHING ABOUT MATURE.
P: OK then.
MG: THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY.
P: Hmmm.
MG: Pryor makes me want to puke.
P:Inappropriate. I can't stand that. Better commit to Ohio State.  (He leaves with Mike Gundy's exclamation points in his pocket! What a thief!)