Stick Party

northtexasisrockdoo · Braxton Miller

Stick Party

Admin · Luke Fickell

What is it?

northtexasisrockdoo · Braxton Miller

I'll let Dan get that one. (He is the president, so he has to make all the final calls about what info to leak.) (But that all depends on whether Dan ever comes on here again)

Pryor9 · Tedd Ginn Jr

Interesting

Thames9 · Braxton Miller

This seems terrible.

Pryor9 · Tedd Ginn Jr

Perhaps

northtexasisrockdoo · Braxton Miller

Well, so much for Mason getting a high up position with Herm.

Thames9 · Braxton Miller

So much.

Admin · Luke Fickell

Explain this thing

northtexasisrockdoo · Braxton Miller

Dan runs the Silver Buckeye thread, I run a Sig Sports one.

Thames9 · Braxton Miller

People on Sig Sports don't want to hear about this.

SuperBuck · James Laurinaitis

ok

Thames9 · Braxton Miller

Whig Party > Stick party

northtexasisrockdoo · Braxton Miller

Awful Mason. Herm will not approve.

Admin · Luke Fickell

Dan, please explain

northtexasisrockdoo · Braxton Miller

Fine. I'll help explain. I don't want to go over Dan's power, but I see your so interested.

The stick party began one late winter day. Two young men were walking home from a Congressional meeting entitled, "School." As they turned onto White Road, they picked up sticks and started to walk with them. When the first young man, simply referred to as "Dan," was attempting to play drums with said sticks, the other young politician, nicknamed, "Max," noticed a strange sight in his corner of his eye. It was an orange Chevrolet SSR. "Max" told "Dan" that he should leave the sticks alone because the SSR driver was obviously pro-stick rights. He agreed. But this got Max and Dan thinking. "Why don't sticks have as many rights as humans?" So they decided that since none of those Washington politicians were going to do anything for sticks, they should take action into their own hands. So the Stick Party was born. The platform centered around giving sticks many rights. But the main platform is to take the Constitution and beat it with sticks. This process will make it perfect, and there will be no conflict. The Stick party has already received the vote from sticks fallen off trees, berries, Soccer moms, 40 year old mothers who yell at their children/husbands for leaving their coat on the chair, and many more. The only thing standing between the Stick Party and the presidency (Since Democrats and Republicans are losing popularity) is the ice party. But after Max and Dan destroyed great numbers of the ice party members, and the fact that temperatures will be warming soon, means a good shot at presidency and a majority in Congress.

FAST FACTS ABOUT STICK PARTY:
OFFICIAL SLOGAN: "Change we can believe. And also Sticks." (Dan, is this right?)
OFFICIAL SONG: That one Celine Dion sings. (Thanks to Herm for the suggestion!)
SOME SUPPORTERS: Max, Dan, Herm, Phenomenal TJ, Ralph Nader, soccor moms, sticks (though not ones on trees) berries, Celine Dion.

-- Edited by northtexasisrockdoo at 21:39, 2009-03-03

Thames9 · Braxton Miller

Wow.

northtexasisrockdoo · Braxton Miller

You asked for an explanation, you get one. -_-

Thames9 · Braxton Miller

I don't support, nor oppose this group.

Phenomenal TJ · New Member

TJ approves of this.

northtexasisrockdoo · Braxton Miller

!!!!! WONDERFUL!!!!!!

BillyMays · Rookie

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TO SHOW MY SUPPORT FOR THE STICK PARTY! AND MAY I INTEREST YOU IN SOME ORANGE GLO AS A CAMPAIGN GIFT?

Angiepv · James Laurinaitis

Sorry for the delay everybody and welcome to the National Stick Party of the United States of America. Max made a very accurate representation of our party's formation, but I'm here to talk to you about our views. As you can assume, we are pro-sick. This means we are anti-stone, ice, bonfires, Chevys, and inappropriate jokes involving sticks. While we are gaining popularity among berries, Herm, and Celine Dion we still need your support. We are pro-sticks, stick people, trees, wood, Styx, walking, and leaves. While we are gaining popularity, WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT!

Thank you Max for starting this thread which I will now be happy to commandeer.
Special thanks to Herm for giving us the idea for our party's official song.

Once again thank you for considering the stick party and we hope to gain your support in the future.

Sincerely,

Dan

Chairman of the National Stick Party