whoa

Wonderous

Awesome you guys.

Let me update this.

I guess I'll just post it here:

The stick party began one late winter day. Two young men were walking home from a Congressional meeting entitled, "School." As they turned onto White Road, they picked up sticks and started to walk with them. When the first young man, simply referred to as "Dan," was attempting to play drums with said sticks, the other young politician, nicknamed, "Max," noticed a strange sight in his corner of his eye. It was an orange Chevrolet SSR. "Max" told "Dan" that he should leave the sticks alone because the SSR driver was obviously pro-stick rights. He agreed. But this got Max and Dan thinking. "Why don't sticks have as many rights as humans?" So they decided that since none of those Washington politicians were going to do anything for sticks, they should take action into their own hands. So the Stick Party was born. The platform centered around giving sticks many rights. But the main platform is to take the Constitution and beat it with sticks. This process will make it perfect, and there will be no conflict. The Stick party has already received the vote from sticks fallen off trees, berries, Soccer moms, 40 year old mothers who yell at their children/husbands for leaving their coat on the chair, and many more. The only thing standing between the Stick Party and the presidency (Since Democrats and Republicans are losing popularity) is the ice party. But after Max and Dan destroyed great numbers of the ice party members, and the fact that temperatures will be warming soon, means a good shot at presidency and a majority in Congress.

Sorry for the delay everybody and welcome to the National Stick Party of the United States of America. Max made a very accurate representation of our party's formation, but I'm here to talk to you about our views. As you can assume, we are pro-sick. This means we are anti-stone, ice, bonfires, Chevys, and inappropriate jokes involving sticks. While we are gaining popularity among berries, Herm, and Celine Dion we still need your support. We are pro-sticks, stick people, trees, wood, Styx, walking, and leaves. While we are gaining popularity, WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT!

FAST FACTS ABOUT STICK PARTY:
OFFICIAL SLOGAN: "Change you can throw a stick at."
OFFICIAL SONG: "Because You Loved Me." (Thanks to Herm for the suggestion!)

SOME SUPPORTERS: Max, Dan, Herm, Phenomenal TJ, Ralph Nader, soccor moms, sticks (though not ones on trees) berries, Celine Dion, Mason, Danny, Michael should, 6thGradeMichaelDan, Jack.

Once again thank you for considering the stick party and we hope to gain your support in the future.

It wouldn't post the change.

Admin wrote:

Hmm

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I'll join.  This is a very worthy cause

 

Perhaps.

Which was written by Anne Hataway.

Then in the middle of the books it stopped talking about the Whigs and began talking about her roles in hilarious films such as The Princess Diaries, The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement, Get Smart, and Bride Wars.

I am not a fan of Anne Hathaway. But I will deal with it.

Good. Thats not the person I am thinking of.

Oh yeah, totally different person.

I can think of better people then Anne Hathaway. She sucks!