It's too late for that with only 6 days until this awful example of school-sanctioned hazing, we are doomed to endure the torment that countless generations of 8th graders have suffered before us. This is truly a sad thing to witness. Since my sister is in FroshFest, it will be all the worse for me. Fortunately, I can foretell of the horrors we are to experience on May 1st, 2009. First, we will be forced to travel through a human tunnel of Freshman and Seniors alike taunting and jeering at us, just because of our age, laughing at us. But, that is a small terror compared to the most sick, awful ritual of all. I'm talking of course about the embarassing dances whilst singing annoying, childish, and adolescent camp songs. OH THE HORROR!!! Though we were not able to stop this ageist, illegal, and immoral ritual, we can try next year to stop it from the inside. For, if we don't volunteer to take place in this torture of our 7th grade and 6th grade friends for years to come, we will be visionaries, revolutionaries, saviors of the young. So my friends, though it was a valiant effort, we have failed. FroshFest will happen. But when you are tempted next year to induce the same torture on young ones next year remember our younger friends and how we felt when we had to go through the same thing. And remember the banner we proudly gathered under:
And, in the event that somehow this is actually an ok experience, forget this whole post
Put our entire nation under the power of one leader and the army so we can persecute and extirminate people that don't believe the Holocaust happened? Oh wait...
Sure, thrice-ondary should be some awful song no one here likes because if we are in as much trouble as we are to have to use a third theme, then we should be tortured.