The terrorists kill (or take hostage) all of America's (and the Netherlands) English + Grammar teachers, making every person but the CT illiterate. This turns everyone into savage animals that destroy everything. To foil the terrorists evil plans, CT decides to partner with DMBFP. However, DMBFP is located far away and one of the CTs must travel in a balloon to the HQs (do the balloon boy skit).
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John 14:6
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