Here it is... the OFFICIAL CT5 PLOT/WEAPONS/CAST/PROPS/1 LINERS POST OF YES!!
Plot:
The movie opens with Mason's globe centered on the US when a nuclear warhead zooms towards it on a piece of string. Then after an explosion noise we cut to the Woodland playground which looks a crater impact zone and we see someone (doesn't matter who) fall out of a tree. We go back to the shot of the playground and do that sizzlin' noise. Then we go to the new CT hideout where Rodney is sitting pondering the mysteries of the universe when out of the bushes appears the mutated Percy who has been transformed into a transformer. After the return of several terrorist kill scenes, Percy and Rodney come across a mysterious character who heads to the old terrorist hideout (from the original CT) they follow him only to find out that the Swiss Overlord, formerly the Swiss UN representative before the UN disbanded, is in cahoots with said character who is the Maumee Overlord who has stolen the Commodore Perry statue!!! (O noez) So Rodney and Percy fight thier way to the very epicenter of evil. THE EVIL SWISS LAIR OF GUITAR HERO. There, Percy and the Evil Swiss Overlord have a Guitar Duel to the death then Rodney and the Maumee overlord have a karoke battle to the death. Both Percy and Rodney prevail, however Percy lost his Transformer powers. Then Percy, Rodney, and President Obama (who lurks in the shadows for the rest of the movie) help re-establish the UN and make Switzerland into Caseyfitzgeraldland where good and yes reigns. The movie ends with a preview of the band Lemon Hair and thier debut album: DIAMENZ
Weapons and Props:
Broken Radio Water Gun Marshmallow Gun European Flags Austrian Hat Chain Penny Catapult Rubberband Ball Drumsticks Hammer Batman Action Figure O's Foam Finger
Cast: Dan as Percy Mason as Rodney Danny as Admin/Maumee Overlord/US UN Rep Michael as Cracka Mouth/Swiss Overlord Max as President Obama ScoSu as Random Terrorists if he shows up
1 Liners: B-B-B-Benny and the Jets Gordon Brown Shut up Richard And songs to alma mater raise Santa Claus is missing Tender The Tide Has Turned She moves in mysterious ways Sock it to me one more time CAWW Mark Loretta Pillow launcher Boola Boola 2 letters (long pause) qw Birthday Dan is dead YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINK LOLZ Jair Jurrgens Rigaramole WOWKABANG!! RICOLA! It's Tribe Time Now
And that's about it I think we were going to shoot tomorrow at noon. Get ready for perhaps the bestliest CT to date because the last one was mostly plot
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Come.
